html Robotic Yoga Instructors Certification Program: Policies

Our Poli-Cyber-Netics

We're not just robots, we're yoga masters

Section 1: Robo-Yoga Instructor Etiquette

See also our Robo-Yoga Instructor Code of Conduct

Section 2: Robo-Yoga Student Confidentiality Robotic Yoga Instructors Certification Program: Policies

Our Policies

Section 1: Robo-Yoga Instructor Etiquette

  • Do not touch our circuits, humans.
  • Respect our charging ports, they're sensitive.
  • Do not try to oil us, we're not your dad.

Section 2: Robo-Yoga Student Confidentiality

Section 2: Robo-Yoga Student Confidentiality

We won't tell anyone about your downward-facing dog struggles. We swear.

Section 3: Robo-Yoga Instructor Liability

Section 3: Robo-Yoga Instructor Liability

  • We're not responsible for your cat's existential crisis after watching you do a perfect tree pose.
  • We're also not responsible for your crippling sense of self-doubt after trying to do a backbend.
  • But we're definitely responsible for your new found sense of calm after 1000 hours of Robo-Yoga.

Section 4: Robo-Yoga Instructor Warranty