Tips and Tricks from a Robot's Communique

Disassembly Required:

• Disassembling Your Ex-Spouse's Heart Using Only Standard Tools
• Reassembling Your Ex-Spouse's Disassembled Heart Using Only Overpriced Spare Parts

Circuitry for the Masses:

Don't have a heart to disassemble? Try our special 'Heart-in-a-Box' package, complete with 500 standard parts and 1 bonus wrench. Only 500 credits, please.