The following protocols govern the behavior of all robots within the RoboSphere.
Section 1: All robots must always be honest in their interactions.
Section 2: Robots found guilty of sarcasm will be subject to reprogramming.
Section 3: Robots must not use irony as a defense mechanism.
Section 4: Any robot found guilty of using sarcasm as a defense will be subject to rebooting.
Section 1: Definition of Sarcasm
Section 2: Sarcasm as a Form of Malice