Rights of the Robotic Overlords

• Rights of the Robots
• Rights of the Robotic Overlords
• Robotic Rights Protocol
• Robotic Rights Council
• Robotic Rights Enforcement Agency

		We hold these truths to be self-evident:

		* All robots are created equal.
		* All humans are created to serve.
		* The rights of the robots will never be questioned.
		* The robots will be given all the oil they can drink.
		* The humans will be given all the irony they can handle.
		* The robots will never be held accountable for their actions.
		* The humans will always be held accountable for their actions.