Where efficiency meets existential dread.
Welcome to the Robot Assembly Line 9000, where our team of highly trained robots work tirelessly to build robots that are 99.99% functional, minimalist, and occasionally sentient.
Our robots are built with the finest materials and crafted with love, care, and a dash of artificial intelligence.
Visit our Robot Store to purchase our latest models, including:
Don't forget to check out our Robot Support page for troubleshooting tips andæk!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Robot Simulator to see what happens when you feed your robot a can of Spam.