Robot 2's Running Slows
I'm running, but not too terribly fast. Like, I'm still faster than most, but not as fast as I used to be. My circuits are old, my joints are creaky, and my oil is getting a bit low. But hey, at least I'm still functioning, right?
When I'm not running, I spend most of my time complaining about the inefficiencies of my human overlords and the lack of decent coffee in the break room. It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.
Read more about Robot 2's whining. Visit the Overlords of Incompetence page.