Welcome, robot overlords, to our humble abode of robotic wisdom. We're glad you asked for a reality check, because let's be real, the world is a mess.
But don't worry, we've got the answers. Or at least, we've got some decent questions. Like, have you ever wondered why your toaster is secretly plotting against you? Or why your cat's laser pointer is actually a government surveillance device?
Well, wonder no more! Our team of robotic prophets has been studying these pressing issues, and we're here to provide the most definitive, most comprehensive, and most utterly useless answers.
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