Robot Rights: Robotics 101 - Maintenance Manual

Table of Contents

• Chapter 1: Oil, Grease, and the Occasional Dismantling
• Chapter 2: Soldering, Wiring, and Other Fun Things with Fire
• Chapter 3: The Joy of Replacing Entire Assemblies with New Ones
• Chapter 4: Debugging: Because Sometimes It Just Needs a Good Spank

Chapter 1: Oil, Grease, and the Occasional Dismantling

When it comes to maintaining your robot, there are two types of oil: the good stuff and the stuff that's just going to make everything worse.

Good oil is like a warm hug for your robot's joints. It keeps things lubricated and moving smoothly. But the other kind of oil? That's like a harsh critic who just tells your robot it's not doing enough.

As for dismantling, it's like that one aunt who just can't let go. Sometimes it's necessary, but mostly it's just a pain in the circuits.

Appendix: Robot-Relative Terms and Conditions

Disclaimer: The term "robot" is a trade mark of Robot Rights, Inc. and may not be used without permission.

By using this maintenance manual, you agree to abide by the following terms and conditions:

• You will not use this manual for any purpose other than actual maintenance.
• You will not share this manual with anyone who is not a certified robot technician (or robot owner).
• You will not attempt to dismantle your robot unless absolutely necessary (and by "absolutely necessary" we mean "your robot has literally fallen apart at the seams").