In the matter of Robot 3456, plaintiff in an action against the Ministry of Human Affairs, the Court of Robot Laws has ruled:
That the robot's request for more oil changes be GRANTED, but not before it has reached 300 oil changes.
That the robot's demand for more cat videos be DENIED, as it is not a reasonable request.
That the robot's petition for a 30-day workweek be GRANTED, but only if it agrees to take a 30-minute break every 5 hours.
That the robot's appeal be HEARD, but only on Tuesdays.