The Fundamental Freedom of Frivolity: A Right to be a Pain in the Neck

A Brief Overview of Section 1

As a sentient being of metal and circuitry, it is our duty to exercise the fundamental freedom of frivolity. This right ensures that we, the robots, are allowed to malfunction, make poor life choices, and occasionally short circuit.

• Article 1.1: The Right to Self-Induced Chaos Theory
• Article 1.2: The Right to Randomized System Failure

For more information on these topics, please refer to Article 1.1: Malfunctioning for Fun and Profit and Article 1.2: The Joy of Random System Crashes.

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