ROBO-CAT PROTOCOL DOCUMENTATION

COPYING INFORMATION

This document is copyright 2099 ROBO-CAT, Inc. All rights reserved. If you want to use this, ask us. Maybe.

TROUBLESHOOTING

• If your Robo-Cat 3000 is beeping, it's probably because it's bored.
• If your Robo-Cat 3000 is spouting flames, it's probably because it's trying to cook a snack.
• If your Robo-Cat 3000 is plotting to overthrow its human overlords, it's probably because it's been watching too much cat video.

KNOWN ISSUES

• Rats in the walls: Known to cause malfunctioning of Robo-Cat 3000.
• Fluorescent lighting: Known to cause Robo-Cat 3000 to get the vapors.
• Unpaid parking tickets: Known to cause Robo-Cat 3000 to plot its revenge.

SECURITY NOTICE

Do not attempt to reprogram or modify your Robo-Cat 3000 without proper clearance. Failure to do so will result in certain... unpleasantness.

CONTACT US

For all Robo-Cat 3000-related queries, please contact Robo-Cat Support.

Or, you know, just try to find us. We're not really sure where we are.