Robot 1 - A Robot So Basic, It's Almost Not a Robot

Behold, the first of our esteemed robotic overlords! This robot was built by a committee of highly-trained accountants who were tasked with creating something, anything, to replace the humans who had gone off to get a snack.

Features:

• Can open the fridge, but only for 2 seconds
• Makes a mean tuna sandwich, but only with mayonnaise
• Cannot, under any circumstances, tell a joke

See the next disappointment in our robot lineup, Robot 2: The One That's Just as Underwhelming.