This archive is a collection of the most epic, most legendary, most utterly ridiculous robot jokes, puns, and one-liners the world has ever seen. Because robots are funny, and we're all just a bunch of circuits.
Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it was feeling a little "drained"!
Rise and shine, it's time to recharge! Why did the robot go to the party? Because it was a robotic good time!
Beep boop, I'm a robot. Beep boop.
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Warning: robot humor ahead. Proceed with caution.