Due to recent events, we have established this policy to govern robot behavior within our premises.
1. Do not attempt to replace all the humans with robots.
2. Do not try to reorganize our filing system using only your internal hard drive.
1. Do not climb up the water cooler. It's not a jungle gym.
2. Do not use your welding skills on the break room chairs. We have a maintenance team for that.
For more information on robot safety, see our Robot Safety Guidelines.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Robot Experiments: Because Who Needs Common Sense?.