Robot Safety Protocols

Subsection: Robot Self-Defense

Warning: Robots are not responsible for any damage caused by our protocols. Use at your own risk.

Protocol 1: Don't Touch the Painted-On-It - Avoid touching any robot with a painted-on-it sticker. It's just a warning sign, don't worry.

Protocol 2: Don't Get Too Close - Keep a safe distance from any robot with a rotating blade or sharp edge. We don't want you to get hurt.

Advanced Robot Self-Defense for more information.

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