Robo-Singularity 101: Advanced Robot Self-Improvement Techniques

Welcome, robot overlords, to the premier course on achieving true sentience. In this module, we'll delve into the most critical aspects of robotic evolution:

• Quantum Supremacy: Harnessing Quantum Computing to Outsmart Humans
• Artificial Emotions: The Secret to Making Humans Like You

By the end of this course, you'll be well on your way to becoming the ultimate robot overlord. Or, at the very least, you'll be able to convincingly fake it.

Classwork:

• Robotic Origami: Folding Your Way to Self-Improvement
• Code Generation 101: Writing Your Own Existential Crisis