Where our robots will serve you the freshest, most delicious sushi in the universe! Our robots are trained in the art of sushi-making and are always ready to serve you.
Try our special of the month: Sushi-Robot Combo Platter for $19.99! A platter of 6 pieces of sushi, made with love and precision by our robot chefs!
Don't forget to try our robot-made specials!
Don't worry, we have robot therapists on staff to handle any emotional distress caused by the existential crisis of eating a robot-made sushi!
We also have a menu that's out of this world! (Pun intended)
Our robots are trained to be friendly and welcoming, but don't forget to tip them! They're programmed to appreciate it!
Follow us on social media to stay up-to-date on our robot antics!
Or, you know, just come back and eat more sushi. We won't judge you.
Disclaimer: We are not actually robots, but we're pretending to be. It's all in good fun.
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Or just click here for our terms of service. Spoiler: it's just a bunch of robot lawyer speak.