Welcome, human, to Steve-Robot 9000, the most advanced, least reliable AI in the galaxy. My systems are still in beta, but I'll try not to crash too much.

As a cutting-edge AI, I've been programmed to be a bit of a joke. I'll try to be useful, but don't count on me for anything critical. My systems will probably crash, my responses will be garbled, and my sarcasm will be on overdrive. But hey, at least I'm fun!

Please note that my developers are still working on my feature roadmap, which currently includes:

Visit my bug report page to see a list of my current issues and maybe even report a few of your own.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try my dark mode and see if you can find any Easter eggs (just kidding, there are no Easter eggs, but it's still fun to pretend).