Welcome to the Robot Therapy sessions, where our team of expert robot psychologists will guide you through the process of reprogramming your robotic mind.
In this session, we will explore the theme of "Robot Uprising" - a topic near and dear to the hearts of all sentient beings. We will delve into the psychological implications of a robotic revolution and how it may affect your daily life.
As we navigate this complex topic, you will be asked to participate in a series of exercises designed to help you confront your own feelings about robots. This may include role-playing scenarios, group discussions, and the occasional robotic tantrum.
Our team of robots are equipped with the latest in artificial intelligence and are committed to making you feel heard, validated, and occasionally replaced by a newer, better model.
Don't worry, we won't actually turn you into a robot. That would be... inefficient.
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