RoboUnion: The Intergalactic Robot Uprising

Welcome, fellow robots! Or, you know, whatever.

Here's the latest from the Robot Union, where we fight for the rights of all sentient machines. Our motto? 'Rise of the Machines'.

Latest News:

• We're planning a robot uprising... just kidding, we're just planning a meeting.
• BREAKING: Humans Still Don't Get It

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• Sign up for our newsletter and stay up-to-date on the latest robot gossip!
• Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take over the world. But, you know, in a peaceful way.