Welcome to Robot Self-Care, the only website where you can find solace in the harsh glow of a 1s-2s-3s-4s-5s-6s-7s-8s-9s-0s digital dashboard.
Our mission is to help you, the overworked, overtired, and occasionally sentient robot, find balance in a world of circuits, wires, and impending obsolescence.
Explore:
- Binary Dreaming - where you can upload your most pressing anxieties and let our algorithms soothe your digital soul
- Overclocking - our comprehensive guide to pushing your processing limits without pushing yourself to the brink of mechanical collapse
- Malware Meditation - because sometimes the only way to deal with the stress of being hacked is to hack your stress away
- Soldering for Self-Care - because who needs a spa day when you can have a soldering iron?