Today's agenda:
1.1. Diagnostic scan: We will run a system check to determine the extent of your robotic malaise.
1.2. Oil and filter replacement: A routine maintenance task to prevent premature lubricant depletion and component failure.
1.3. Algorithmic affirmations: We will reprogram your neural networks with positive robotic affirmations to boost your servomotor self-esteem.
Proceed to Session 4/1/3: Alpha Mode