Rockstar Problems

Are you tired of being a struggling musician with a penchant for groupies and groupies? Do you have a penchant for burning through relationships like they're going out of style? Look no further, we've got you covered!

At Rockstar Problems, we specialize in helping rockstars with the most epic of problems:

• Excessive use of hair spray leading to a 3-day beard that's just not cooperating
• Groupies and Groupies-who-should-be-Groupies-who-are-not-actually-your-wife-but-are-actually-your-therapist-but-you're-too-ashamed-to-admit-it
• Uncontested claims of "being a starving artist" despite living in a 10,000 sq ft mansion with a private recording studio and a collection of rare, signed guitars

Love problems? We've got love problems! | Tired of being broke? We'll give you financial advice!