Rock Star Defense

Protecting the World, One Solo at a Time

We're the world's most elite rock star defense force. Our agents are former bassists, drummers, and lead singers, each with their own unique skills in the art of defense.

From the streets of Tokyo to the hills of Rio, we've got your back... and your guitar.

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Don't have a beef with us, we're just here to help you out.

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