Rocky Roadmap Phase 1, Step 1: Substep 1

Welcome to the most ambitious project the world has ever seen: the Rocky Roadmap. We've got a lot of ground to cover, and we're starting with Phase 1, Step 1, Substep 1.

• Objective: Conquer the world with an onslaught of rocks.
• Resources: 10,000 rocks, 1,000 maps, 1 trusty compass
• Challenges: Avoid getting lost in the woods, don't get too close to the sun, don't get too close to the bees
• Next Substep: Phase 1, Step 2: Rocky Roadmap

Let's do this.