Indie Music: Because You Clearly Have No Taste

Welcome to the most overrated, yet somehow still marginally popular music genre of all time. We're talkin' acoustic guitars, fixie jeans, and a dash of pseudo-intellectualism. Because, you know, that's what the cool kids are into.

Subgenres:

Indie Rock: For when you want to sound like you're playing the same 5 chords over and over again, but with a prettier voice.

Notable Artists:

We've got some actual talent here. Or, at least, some talented poseur-ists.

Don't get too excited, though. These guys are actually from 1990s college campuses.

Indie Music in the Modern Age:

Now we've got the likes of Vampire Weekend and Arcade Fire, because, of course, you can't just have good music without some Ivy League elitism.