The Outer Vortex

Welcome, traveler, to the Outer Vortex, where the boundaries of sanity are but a distant memory.

As you venture deeper into the vortex, you'll find:

• The Inner Vortex: Where the colors are duller, but the madness is real
• Alternate Universe: Where the rules are different, but the coffee is still overpriced
• Quantum Reality Bubble: Where the laws of physics are just suggestions

Proceed with caution, traveler. The Outer Vortex is not for the faint of heart.