Our Psychedelic Pocket Dance is not for the faint of heart
Warning: may cause excessive sweating, spontaneous smiling, and irreversible happiness.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our DJ's are the best in the galaxy
They've got the beats, the breaks, and the space-age flair.
They'll keep you dancing 'til the cosmos collides.
Join the party, join the fun, join the psychedelic pocket dance!
Don't be a square, be a circle!
Round and round we'll spin, till the cosmic dawn!