The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to Mastering the Stoner
Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Procrastination
Doing nothing is an art form, really. It's all about mastering the subtleties of doing as little as possible. Start by setting a timer for 10 minutes, and challenge yourself to do nothing during that time. If you get distracted, start over. Repeat as needed.
Some key techniques to keep in mind include:
- Staring blankly at the wall
- Making excuses for why you're not doing anything productive
- Perfecting the art of doing the bare minimum