Stoneroll FAQ: Because You Clearly Need Help

Q: What is Stoneroll, exactly?

A: It's a mystical realm where the fabric of reality is woven with an endless supply of Doritos and a hint of existential dread.

Q: Can I visit Stoneroll in real life?

A: No, you'll need to find your own inner Stoneroll. But hey, that's the whole point, right? It's like, a metaphorical dimension or something.

Q: What's with all the Doritos?

A: They're the fuel for our dimension's engines. Without them, time and space would collapse into a singularity of bland, unflavored tortilla chips.

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