Baron Von Sudden Impact
Rogue Extraordinaire
Crimes:
- Stealing all the best biscuits from the local bakery
- Defacing the statue of the town's founder with a giant "L" for "Lazy"
- Convincing the townsfolk that the town's water tower was a sentient being
Aliases:
- The Biscuit Bandit
- The Statue Saboteur
- The Water Tower Whisperer
Associates:
Wanted by:
- The Rocky Mountain Rumble Sheriff's Department
