Contact the Rogue Squardon

Are you a sentient space slug looking for the most epic of adventures? Do you have a question about our latest raid on the planet Zorgon-6? Or perhaps you'd like to join our crew and become a squardon yourself?

Reach out to us at Rogue Squardon Slugline or send a subspace message to Rogue Squardon Hail Performers.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try contacting us through our secret, highly-secure, utterly-not-hacked-by-the-G'norchian-Empire comms channel: Rogue Squardon Secure Channel.

Or don't. We'll just assume you're a robot and ignore you.

Disclaimer: prophets of doom not included. Void where not applicable. Don't say we didn't warn you.