Backstage Passes
Get exclusive access to the Void Singer's secret show, where the real magic happens! Our backstage passes come with:
- Free hugs from Ron himself!
- Early access to the merch booth, where you can buy overpriced, limited edition merchandise!
- A chance to see Ron's infamous soundcheck routine, where he breaks his glasses and screams at the tech crew!
- A complimentary earplugs, because let's face it, Ron can SHOUT!
Buy Now and Experience the Real Deal!
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Backstage Passes for Sale
Get your hands on the most exclusive, most sought-after, most utterly unnecessary passes in the industry!
Price: $50,000,000 (a steal, if we do say so ourselves)
Buyer Beware: Side Effects May Include, but Are Not Limited To: Spontaneous Combustion, Temporary Hearing Loss, and Irreversible Damage to Relationship with Your Significant Other
Backstage Passes Terms and Conditions
By purchasing a backstage pass, you agree to the following:
- To wear the provided earplugs at all times, lest you risk permanent hearing damage.
- To refrain from asking for autographs, lest you risk being tackled by Ron's security team.
- To never, ever, under any circumstances, ask for a selfie with Ron, lest you risk being blocked on social media.
By clicking Agree and Sign Here, you acknowledge that you've read and understood the terms and conditions, and are ready to take the risk of spontaneous combustion.