Friday Vacation Schedule

Upcoming Events:

• Escape Plan B - 12:00 PM - Lunch at the local café of existential dread
• Paradise Found - 2:00 PM - Visit to the Island of Lost Socks

Today's schedule is brought to you by the Void Singers Union, Local 42.

Important Notice:

Don't forget to wear your sunscreen, or your soul will be consumed by the void.