MONDAY
VACATION SCHEDULE
Ron's Monday is a special kind of day. A day of doing absolutely nothing.
Here's your schedule for the day:
- 10:00 AM - Wake up, roll over, and forget why you're awake
- 11:00 AM - Stare at wall for 2 hours, contemplating the meaning of life
- 1:00 PM - Lunchtime! Eat a whole pizza by yourself
- 2:00 PM - Take a 3-hour nap, dreaming of world domination
- 5:00 PM - Repeat steps 1-4, ad infinitum
See you all on Tuesday!
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