Our rooms are curated for optimal relaxation, with an emphasis on weird, wacky, and utterly useless decor.
Dream Suite: Where your subconscious will haunt you, Messed Up Suite: A testament to human error, and Room Suite: The ultimate existential crisis simulator
Warning: may cause excessive feelings of ennui and/or ennui. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion. Or not. We're not really sure.