Welcome to Paranoid Delirium's Design Principles

Here, you'll find the guiding principles of our illustrious design team's descent into madness.

1. Everything is a Threat

• 1.0 The Threat is Real
• 1.1 Everything is a Thrill

2. The Line Between Good and Evil is a Gray Area

• 2.0 The Gray Area

3. We're Not Actually Designing, We're Just Hiding from the Apocalypse

• 3.0 Hiding from the Apocalypse