Risk Management 101

Welcome to Paranoid Delirium, where the risks are real but the solutions are absurd.

Risk Types

• Financial Risks
• Health Risks
• Relational Risks

Risk Mitigation Strategies

• Hoard your money in a bunker.
• Only eat organic, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, locally-sourced food.
• Only communicate through carrier pigeons.

Plan for the worst, because that's what we do here.

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Disclaimer: Do not actually do any of this. We're just pretending to be experts.