Ropey McLean is a renowned expert in all things feathered. He's written several books on the subject and has spent decades studying the mating habits of the elusive Squirrel.
Birds of Joy: A Treatise on Squirrels
Trees of Woes: A Study on the Impact of Squirrelly Squirrels on Local Ecosystems
"Squirrels are like the ninjas of the forest, always watching, always waiting... for the right moment to steal your snacks." - Ropey McLean
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