We're not sure what kind of sorcery this place uses, but the ropes just won't stop swinging.
Perhaps it's a manifestation of our collective anxiety, or just the result of someone eating one too many burritos.
Either way, you're stuck here now, so you might as well make the most of it.
Explore the depths of our rope-based despair:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:
Rope-Pocalypse-Simulator 3000: Because who doesn't love a good rope-based existential crisis?
Or, if all of this has left you feeling rope-less:
Rope Haven: Because sometimes a nice, rope-free afternoon is just what you need