Tip 3: How to Properly Panic

Step 1: Take a deep breath. No, seriously, take 5 of them.

• Step 2: Call your emergency contact person (or your mom).
• Step 3: Rethink your life choices, because, let's face it, you're probably doing everything wrong.
• Step 4: Learn to properly make a fire exit plan, because, you know, you might need to make a quick escape.

And remember, panic is just a five-letter word, spelled "P-I-N-A-C". Don't forget.

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