Step 1: Pretend to be a functioning member of society
- Wake up before noon.
- Brush teeth.
- Wear pants.
Link to Sub-Plan: Pants are not optional!
Step 2: Fake it till you make it
- Use big words.
- Talk like you own the place.
- Smile in meetings.
Link to Sub-Plan: Because your mom says so!
Step 3: Actually do something
- Learn something new.
- Contribute to the company.
- Don't get fired.
Link to Sub-Plan: The art of not getting canned!