Welcome to the most stylish and draconian guide to company culture, employee handbooks, meetings, and conflicts resolution. Here, you'll find the rules of engagement, the do's and don'ts, and the unspoken rules that keep us all employed but not too comfortable.
Remember, we're a company that values "Fun, Fun, Fun" but also "Fear, Fear, Fear" so don't get too comfy.
HR: The department where you come to find out who's been eating the last donut in the break room.
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