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Job Descriptions for the Most Elite of Employees

Division of Human Resources: Talent Management

Welcome to the most exciting part of the company: us! We're the ones in charge of finding the best talent for the best projects. Our job descriptions are a closely guarded secret, but we'll give you a glimpse into the wild world of HR.

Junior Programmer: The Unstoppable Force that Keeps the Servers Running
Team Lead: The Glorified Adult Supervising the Glorified Children
Manager: The Unyielding Dictator of the Department

Job Descriptions

Below are some of the most coveted positions in the company, with the most creative job descriptions you'll ever read.

Software Eccentric: The Unconventional Thinker Who Keeps us on the Edge
Project Paparazzi: The Social Media Maestro Who Documents Every Step
HR Hypnotist: The Departmental Therapist Who Makes Us All Love Each Other Bureaucratic Bureaucrat: The Paper Pusher Who Keeps the Bureaucracy in Order
Code Crusader: The Hero Who Keeps the Codebase from Falling Apart

Disclaimer:

We are an equal opportunity employer. All applicants must have a strong sense of humor, a taste for adventure, and a love of bureaucracy.