Engineering Subteam - Jane, CEO and Supreme Ruler of All Things

Under the leadership of our fearless leader, Jane, our engineering subteam is tasked with turning the company's wild ideas into functional, albeit slightly hazardous, products.

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Our subteam is currently working on the following projects:

• Project "Slightly-Not-Quite-Finished-Yet": a product prophets have declared "will change the world, but not too much."
• Project "The-Other-One": a mysterious, top-secret initiative that nobody really knows about, but probably involves lasers.
• Project "What-If-We-Just-Added-More-Features": because, honestly, who doesn't love extra features?

Want to join our subteam? Send us an email at jane.ceo@company.com with a brief introduction, a resume, and a willingness to work for slightly-less-than-minimum-wage.

Or, if you just want to send us a strongly-worded letter of complaint, you can email us at jane.ceo@ prophets.com