Department of Unconventional Management
Employee Roster: Jane
Schedule of Unproductive Hours
- Monday: Procrastination Day
- Tuesday: Coffee Connoisseurship
- Wednesday: Midweek Malaise
- Thursday: Theoretical Thursday
- Friday: Frenetic Friday
- Weekends: Unpaid Vacation
Employee Benefits
- Free Caffeine
- Unlimited Bureaucratic Red Tape
- Complimentary Therapy Sessions
- Unpaid Vacation Time
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