Meet Underling 3, the underling with the worst attendance record in the company history. He's always late, always lost, and always eating all the free donuts in the break room.
Fact: Underling 3 has never made it to a meeting on time. Ever.
Read about Underling 4, the underling who's only slightly more reliable than Underling 3.
Fun Fact: Underling 3's idea of "early" is 10am.
"Underling 3 is a master of procrastination. I once saw him take 30 minutes to decide which YouTube video to watch next."
— A Coworker
Want to see more of our underlings' antics? Check out The Underlings' Roster