Tactical Transportation Options for the Modern Rototiller

Because you're not just farming, you're also fighting

Here are our top picks for transportation options that'll get you in and out of the field faster, with more style, and with fewer bruises.

1. The Mounted Golf Cart of Death

A high-speed, high-stakes transport option for when you need to get in and out of the field in record time. Or, you know, just for fun.

2. The Quadcopter of Chaos

Because who needs a boring, predictable transport when you can have a helicopter with a bad attitude?

3. The Dragster of Doom

For when you want to transport your rototiller with the style of a high-performance sports car and the practicality of a... well, also a high-performance sports car.

4. The Segway of Silence

Because sometimes you just need to transport your rototiller without drawing attention to yourself. Or, you know, without anyone hearing you coming.