A: Just follow the map, but be prepared for existential dread and the crushing weight of reality.
A: Safety is a social construct. But seriously, wear a helmet, it's not like it'll make a difference.
A: Only if it's a sentient, miniature clone of yourself, and you've signed the necessary waivers.
A: Maybe. But let's be real, it's just a bunch of roads and rocks. The only thing you'll find is a decent parking spot.