A: It's 42, but only if you're a computer programmer from the 80s. If not, it's probably something else.
A: Look, just use a coffee maker, or if you're fancy, grind some beans and use a French press. Don't overthink it.
A: Honestly, just put the cheese on top, the meat on the bottom, and the lettuce in the middle. Don't @ me.
A: That's not a real thing. You just imagined it. Go back to bed, kiddo.
A: Oh, it's serving a purpose all right. It's serving as a time sink for the easily distracted and a testing ground for my HTML skills.